"Hi! I'm Sue, also called Susie. I'm presently living the good retired life after having worked at UDAC for many years where I shredded paper with the best of them.
These days you can find me relaxing in my recliner while enjoying a big, steaming cup of coffee. I like reading the newspaper each morning, asking about the weather, and watching old fashioned black and white films.
It would be fun to meet you if you were to work here. Perhaps you could even bring me a Diet Coke from McDonalds...hint, hint...it's my favorite."